ilovemyself

2009-11-04T02:45:00.000-08:00

LOLSSS!
WE WON NET CARN HOW AWESOME IS TAT AHAHAHHAH
but only the....CHEERING N SHOOTING SECTION!!
our cheer was awesomeee as usual....and the 3 tall ppl WL PRO SHEEETS HAHAHAH SHOOT SO WELL!!!

OMG AND INTERHOUSE GAMES WAS SO EPIC!
we endded up playing FLOORBALLL!
but ok not so bad quite fun we got 3rd place
BUT ONLY COZ OF INEZ AHAHHAHA.

and the summary of that day is as follows....
we broke a stick
we lost a ball in the drain
crystal fell
crystal got stung by a bee
(while she wasnt playing HAHAHAHAHAHA)

2009-07-17T21:56:00.000-07:00

AMG MY LAME TUTIION TEACHER ANDY WALKED IN TODAY WITH THIS HUMONGOUS AND I MEAN HUGEEEEEE bruise on his arm...WANNA NOE WHY AHAHAHAHA

ok he was sleeping right when his cousin came home really late...almost early morning
AND HIS COUSINN WAS DRUNK! ...
so his cousin sat on his bed and started pinching andy =.=
COZ HE WANTED TO PLAAAY WITH ANDY AHAHAHHA!
TEEEHEHEE so farni...and then ANDY TURNED AROUND AND PUNCHED HIM!

SO HIS COUSIN FELL ON THE FLOOR.
and he sat there laughing...
like HUH HUH HUH! HUH HUH HUH!

LOL RETARDED MUCH!

2009-07-07T05:40:00.002-07:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALL GOOD THINGS OR PRESUMABLY GOOD THINGS
COME TO AN END AT ITS HIGHEST POINT!!!

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE HAS GONE! TO A FARAWAY COUNTRY!!!
NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOO WHYYYY WHYYYY WHYYYY WHYYYY
IM RLLY RLLY RLLLY SAD NOW... MY ENG IS SOOO BAD I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT!
THIS WAS LIKE THE FIRST TIME I EXPERIENCED LOVE AGAIN AFTER THE ONE I HAD IN PRIMARRY 5 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA!

ISNT IT JUST KEWL!!! WHEEEEE I AM SO FULLL OF HAPPINESSS AND GLEEE I CAN JUMP ON SOMEONE AND SQUISH THEM LOL!! LIKE PIAAAAK!

hahahahaha sighs ok now that he's gone...IM GONNA WORK MY BUTT OUT AT THE GYMM
SO SEXY ESTHER HERE I COMEEE YAHOOOOOOOOOO!

ive got exactly 2 months now to slim down
WISH ME ALL THE BEST TEEEEHEEEE!

BUT SRSLY HE IS FRIGGGIN HOT HE'S GONNA MELT ALL THE ICE IN UK AHAHAH
AND IT'LL BE LIKE A VOLCANO EXPLOSION WHEREVER HE GOES
ANDANDAND WHEN I SEE HIM ITS LIKE I BREAK OUT INTO A SAUNA
AND SWEAT ALL OVER GAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGAG!

drooolssss....
and he's so nice and tall and handsome and cool w/o trying and DOESNT WEAR SKINNIES YEAH!!! THERE IS STILL HOPE LEFT IN THIS WORLD!

2009-07-03T23:05:00.000-07:00

TO ALL SO-CALLED "MEN" out there
PIT HAIRS ARE SOOOOO NOT THE MARK OF A MAN
YA RIGHT BRAOD SHOULDERS ARE EVERY ONE NOES THAT!

ooh and u can be skinnny...just NOT SKINNIER THAN A TYPICAL GIRL
LIKE HELLO AT LEAST HAVE BOOB-ABS??AND SOME FORM OF MUSCLE
yeahhhhhhh THAT GIVES GIRLS A SENSE OF AAN-QUAN-GAN

HAH AND I NOE U'RE HAPPIE U FINNALLYYY GOT UR FIRST PIT HAIR
BUT SRSLY? its not the prettiest thing on earth soooooo
CUT IT OFFF OR IF U THIIINK ITS GAY
trim it at least?
HEY THE SAYING GOES--'"EVERY GOOD SHRUB NEEDS A GOOD TRIM!"
like make sure when u close ur arms it doesnt stick out and stuff???
TAT IS JUST GROSSSs.... EW ....SHAME ON YOU
i have had ALOT OF BAD EXPERIENCES this week which i doo not wish to talk about because i think srsly...
I HAVE BEEEEN SCAR-ED FOR LIFE UGHHH PMO!

2009-07-03T22:53:00.000-07:00

TEEEHEEE ONE OF MY LAME TEACHERS IN SCHOOOOL HAS SPEECH ISSUES

like she can't even pronounce shelly's name...
she called her SALLY SHIRLENE XUE NIN and what not HAAAAA
and she says modelling as MODERING i dont think she can pronounce the
letter "L" sad case
OOOH OOOH AND SHE SAYS TIME FLIES AS TIME FRIES AMG!!!!

anyways like any typical first lesson of the term
we had to do introductionsss
and i don thinnk our philo teacher had a first gd impression of us
HE WALKED IN AND WE WERE CHILLING OUT WATCHING SPONGEBOB THE MOVIE LOL!
and when we were introducing ourselves
everyone said REALLY AWKWARD STUFF LIKE
CAILYN GIVES REALLLLLLLY GOOD PERVY LOOKS
BING RUI IS SOOOO THICK SKINNED
AMANDA SWINGS ALOT!!!!(SWINGS???? LOL!)
NI MIN HAS A CONSTANTLY PISSED OFF FACE BUT SHE'S NOT
GRACE IS A MAJOR GAYLORD
CHRIS IS SUPER SMART BUT SHE DOESNT LOOK SMART

hahahahah FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL SUCKED DIPSHIT
SO LONNNNG AND NAGGGY AND TIRING AND HOTTTTTTT
i kip dreaming in bio toooo
it just has this aura to it like CUMMON ESTHER!FOLLOW ME TO DREAM WORLD!
kinda thing u noe wad i mean???
anyways CANT WAIT FOR RUGBY MODULE TO COME OUT WHEEEEE
A PORTAL TO CHANNEL ALL MY INNER MOST EXPLOSIVE MADNESS

P.S my birthday's coming soon=] I WANT A HUG!

2009-03-08T00:36:00.000-08:00

OMGGGGGG HAHAH FOUNDERS DAY WAD FUN!
and no not coz of founders day like duh right
me and crystal went to luuk for christine's ppresent.
SHE CLAIMS NOT TO BE PICKY
BUT WE ALLLL KNOW!

ok so damn hard la walao don noe wad she likes....
sigh
especially when u don have a "category" for her
so after A HEATED DEBATE
me and crystal decided
SHE WASNT AHLIAN!
YES WE'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE ALL AWHILE SADDDD
we decided she belongs to the "AMERICAN SURF CHICK" category
SO WE WENT TO ROXY AT RAFFRLES CITY FROM FAR EAST!!!!!!
SO FREAKING TIRED LAAAA OMMMG UNFIT!

AND THE WORSE THING HAPPENED!
at the mrt
STUPIDFIED CRYSTAL FIGHT TO ENTER THE MRT GANTRY WITH ME
SO IN THE END I KENNA "KIAP" by the thing DAMN PAINFUL LA
AT MY VEEEEJAY OK WTH!!!!!

ADN the most embarrassing thing was
i made this loud "UGHHHH!!!!" sound
and sprawled to the ground.

SHEEEEET EVERYONE STARED!!
WL LA.
and this crystal XING ZAI LE HUO.
she just laffed like some idiot ok
DUMBASSSSSS
and she jus HAD TO BUY A PAIR OF CLIPS
BANANANA CLIPS for nothing.itchy fingers.
8DOLLLARS LEH!

AHAHAHAHAH AND WE CONFIDED IN EEACH OTHER
OF HOW WE'VE BEEN AFFECTED BY THE RECESSION!
yes we've got our UPS AND DOWNS TOOO
MOSTLY DOWNS BUT....

2008-12-30T06:04:00.000-08:00

HAHAHAHA
I FEEL SOOO GROSS!!!
we were in church preparing for new year celebrations thingy.
and i and sarah and rachel chan and olive were talking bout really random and lame stuff
we came up with signs for sick stuff coz DUHHH u cant jus tok bout them publicly
SHAMELESS
but i mean HEy...we're buncha teenage girls going through puberty
we're still childish adn all so HECK HAHA.we'll tok bout wad we want
if u have to then cover ur ears tho i doubt it'll help.
the handsigns were kinda lame.
too bad i cant type it out.

the lame guys threw their lamer slippers at us
and LAMELY ran away
.... ... .....
haha so we hid it.
obviously.wad else.sell it at pasa malams? is tat how u spell it?
anyway they didnt even apologise la.
all they did was call other ppl to come beg us for their lame shoes.
PLSSSS like we even want ur shoes gross!
ur feet are like two times the size of ours FYI.

hahaha oh!!! and yesterday was fun
we went to sentosa to BOND
didnt bond much more like knocking eaach other to the ground
we tried playing volleyball.
FOUR LETTERS.
FAILLLL!!!!!
gosh hahah we're not tall not strong and most imp NOT TALENTED
like u wanna hit one side and it goes the other -.-
the ppl eating there were like so scared la that our ball would fly to them
there wasnt much rallying more like just anyhow hit and go fetch the ball back kinda thing LOL
and then we played contact rugby!!!
hohoo sooo fun!
wah at first u think the guys are shy and all tat.
but tats jus PRETEND.
suddenly they kinda like unleash this BULL!!
and they charge at u and just push u down la.
JEEZ
poor sarah...who ask her hug the ball at her BOOOBS so no guy dared to touch
hahahaha then they were like "okok!!! PULL HER LEGS!!!"
sooo mean right lol.so she fell lotsa times esp in captain's ball....
IT WAS LIKE
"AHH!!!THE BALL! HERE PASS MAN!UGH! CHARGE!! POOOF! FALL!!! HEY U OK???!!
those were probably all u could hear HAHAHAHHA

then we watched twilight from the second row from the front hahahah!!!!
edward was hot la! not cute but damnnn handsome
BET IT WAS THE MAKEUP!!!!!
dono wad y'all complaining bout =]
bella's jus...ya jus...
alice is pretty! she looks like katy perry
but the show was sooo funny la.
dono why like its not meant to be but it still is!!!!

AND ITS UNFAIR!!!
EDWARD CULLEEN HAS HIS OWN PERSONAL 24/7 BLINGBLING!!!!
like his body shines!!! cooolio!

2008-12-19T00:37:00.000-08:00

HIHIHIHI
I jus found out everything my sis hates.
here's a tincy wincy bit of that long list of
I DESPISE'
prisoners- there's no better name for them than JAILED BIRDS
birds- and yes i hate birds.DUMB BIRDS JAILED BIRDS
ESP birds tat drink from my pool!
ah lians
ah bengs- like DUH.if you hate ah lians you'll hate ah bengs
(no offence to those reading this.its my sis hu despises u not me :P)
bald people who reveal tat shiny scalp-except for our dad
old people-except for our grandparents
fat ppl- except for herself
anorexic ppl-is tat how u spell it?
teenage parents- it means teenagers who got pregnant not parents of teenagers hehe
fish - stupidest thing on earth
everytime she goes to her frends house, she'll try to kill them
either by asking to feed them and then dumping alot of food in hoping they'd
die from overeating
or scaring them to death by knocking on the glass when no one's lookin
plants
hannah montanna
wigs and ppl wearing wigs
hair sticking out of ears
ppl with lame sir names- like one of our cousin's teachers Mr. Fern
ppl who scrathch stuff or their face in the middle of a conversation or while talking.
bad breadth- esp anything tat smells like double cheese or spoilt cheese
ppl who are obese- because "obese" sounds like "a beast"
any of esther's frends.

YES! and there u have it
grace's list of things she despises
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

2008-12-19T00:35:00.000-08:00

NOOOOOOOOOO
I CANT ATTACK MY SIS ANYMORE!!!!
like yesterday...i tried poking her as usual
but GOSH!!! SHE DIDNT LAFF OR SQUIRM OR SCREAM!
shocking...i noe!
all she said was tat her senses have been hidden beneath her layers of fat
so she wont feel a thing
if i wanted to poke her
i had to like put on a mask and go dive deep in.
WADEVER.

2008-11-23T03:25:00.000-08:00

OOOME GDNES!!!!
hehe yesterday's menirah's BD party was AWESOOOOOME...
unfair.
but oh well
who wants to hosts BD parties
when its so much easier atttending one
DUH you dont have to clean up, pay
PLUS you get free stuff!!!
aAAAAANNNNDDDD lets not forget the food hehe

HARDROCK CAFE ROCKS!!!!
yeah tats where she had her party.
i had so much cheesee.....I FEEL LIKE CHEESE
you noe why!!!
coz IM SO HOT..its like im gonna melt LOL
hahahahaha

anyways we swam.
did retarded stuff.
had karaoke in the car
and ate at hard rock
and then at 10pm the live band came out
and we requested so many songs its like we hired them to sing but oh wells
The parents started to dance to this song called SEX BOMB
rocking song HAHA
but we were too cool for it
THATS WHY WE DANCED ONLY WHEN THEY PLAYED YMCA!
wooohooo so cool
yah now my voice hurts like shit
coz we sang for 3 hours
came bck at 1.30am....
hehe feel so guilty coz i didnt go to church
SORRY.
and i can still feel stupid ice cream iin my nose with my boogers
coz i got smashed in the face twice.
EW.

2008-10-13T02:20:00.000-07:00

ohyah and after eating
er had some general knowledge test b4 we left
hahaha

so he asked really lame qns like:

- WHY IS THE GIRAFFE'S NECK SO LONG?
alanna's ans: because they are KPO wad...
Teacher's answer(he got it from LAO FU ZI book): because their head is far away from the body so the neck is long-.-
Some students ans: because when the mum is giving birth,
The father pull the baby out wad...so the neck long lor

-What is the most popular disease?
I'll give u a clue.Its two words and the first word starts with a 'T'
while the second word startss with a 'D'

Shivani's ans: TRANSMITTED DISEASES
charmaine's ans: THE DIARRHOEA
Teacher's ans: TOOTH DECAY!!!!
Some lame person: sexually transmitted diseases-.-

-WHY CAN WE RIDE A HORSE BUT NOT A ZEBRA?

Charmaine's answer: Because a ZEBRA does not have an 'ASS'
(she's actually referring to the letter 'S' which is not found in the word ZEBRA, but in the word HORSE . plus it sounds like 'ASS' so its funny coz its a pun.MORON)

2008-10-13T02:13:00.000-07:00

HEH HEH HEH!!!!
I finally... CAME HOME FROM OUR ETIQUETTE COURSE!!
The speakers they were quite funny...
lotse lame stuff to talk about
and how guys should behave at dates
etc

like girls enter the lift and leave the lift first
and guys must walk behind us when walking up the stairs
in case we fall=]
and walk on the outerside of a pavement in case
some dumb ass driver decides to park on the curb
or other retarded mentality they may have
and crashes into us...
at least the guy would get hit first=]

wah but the mannerism was torturous ok
AH!if a guy really loves me..HE'LL ACCEPT ME FOR THE WAY I AM
the me who likes to sit with me legs open...
chew without closing my mouth
drink my tea using the teaspoon
and cut up my meat first and then eat it all at on go
instead of cutting and eating piece by piece
jeez
anyway wads the pt in sufferring for
an entire night
just to have ONE MEAL
when IF u choose to marry this girl
u'll see the unglam side of her for ur entire life
like shaving her legs
armpits
and wadever unglam stuff girlss do.

2008-10-11T00:09:00.000-07:00

HAIZ i still cant believe i lost to christine and crstal
in air hockey
2-7
then 1-7
getting worse and worse
u noe why!!!!
COZ TWO BIMBS...
GRACE LIM AND ANGELA ON MY TEAM
DIE!!!!!!

wa lao u noe alanna play air hockey so rough
hit until the PUTT fly off the table
and crystal
haha HER THINGO used to hit the putt flew instead....
btw alanna does suck at one game
and that is PARAPARA.
some bunch of guys dancing also better than her la!!!
i mean tho they were kinda gay
like shaking their hips ands asses
and when they knew we were laffing at them
they just shouted in a voice which sounded as if it has
YET to break
"I DON CARE LA"
haha wadever.

2008-10-10T23:51:00.000-07:00

YIPPEEE
went out with alanna, christine, crystal and grace and angela and michelle
HUAHUAHUA
we were actually quite lame la
i mean we wanted to watch HOUSE BUNNY
but iin the end watched Eagle EYE

and stupid alanna
I REALLY MEAN STUPID
she kept asking qns
don understand anything!
then we talked so loudly
that some auntie SHUSHED US!
guess we are under the category
of ''THOSE irritating ppl at movie''
so after the show
both of us quickly BENT DOWN
so tat when the auntie turns around to look at us and give us THE STARE...
she cant find us!!!
great plan=]

we arcade the whole day la
i suck at everything to my horror
like air hockey
OWNED by alanna and christine
those two softballers damn aggressive la JEEZ

then me ended up pairing with crystal la
who isnt a softballer coz she lacks the aggression
but yes...
the artclubber

and i was also owned at BISHI BASHI
and GACHAGACHAMP
shit i SUCK!!!
even sucked at crazytaxi and timecrisis.
OMG LIKE BISHIBASHI...
who would have tot u needed to THINK for a game such as that...
in the end i was still doing calculations and chris WON LIAO
tot the game just wack can already
hu would have tot i actually had to incorporate hand-eye coordination
loser me...for once i admit it.

this alanna...
play tennis
then play some guitar thing
then play some samurai fighting thing
then play some OTHER retarded things...
go home still play football...
NO WONDER I SUCK COMPARED TO HER

And CHRISTINE
was lao she bishi bashi champion la
the hand and brain so fast.
PIAK!PIAK!PIAK!
then win already!!!
me still lagging behind....sheesh!

i didnt even dare play anything.
coz everyone was watching
and i have shame!
so i cant lose...

2008-10-10T23:05:00.000-07:00

HAHAHA

i came home one day

and grace rushed up to me to give me her report

on her recent research

which she studied very deeply

apparently the topic was DUMB BIRDS

wa lao.

she went onto google and searched dumb birds in the image section

and spent an entire day just looking at pictures of dumb birds

way to spend your time after your psle

and then she started to burst out into laughter

and i really mean BURST

like explode!

here are the pictures she was laughing at

but mind you...

you may not find them funny

but its normal

because grace has a mind of her own

somwehere out there

not like ours

which are down here

YAh she laughed at this. Because the bird is so fat and is like staring in the sky
and wad made her BURST INTO LAUGHTER. was that someone actually

commented PRETTY BIRDIE -.-

When it is SO UGLY.Like half the face is chopped from the pic.and its looking dumbly into the sky.which part of it says pretty.forgive us if we cant appreciate photography of birds.

The person who uploaded this picture : Two teenage doves have flown into this window in the last two days. I'm hoping this paper bird will warn them. I really can't blame them since you can see the reflection of the fence and the tree in the window. They panic at something and head for the first tree they see. Luckily neither of them was hurt.

And someone commented:
In our house in Kalamunda we had a kookaburra that regular attacked his reflection in our window in an attempt to defend his territory. Fortunately, both the window and the kookaburra were tough and neither came to grief. Kookaburras dive to catch snakes and lizards so they are made of stern stuff.

HAHA so lame right.yah grace was laffing because they put a picture on the window to prevent birds from flying into them.and also because the comment was lame.like how the kookaburra attacked the window thinking it was another bird -.- and wad kind of kookaburra is made of stern stuff?

In our last episode of "Talking Turkey," we learned that turkeys can fly.

Today's lesson: Turkeys are Real Dumb.

Folks, there are not enough syllables in the word "Dumb" to properly convey how stupid the average turkey is.

"How about if you say ' Turkeys are DuuuuUUUUUuuuumb'?" (some stupid guy thinks by adding more letter 'U's there'd be more syllables to convey the stupidity of turkeys)

Inadequate. There aren't enough syllables in that word, nor are there enough "U"'s in the alphabet, to properly convey the violent stupidity of this sad, sad creature.

EVIDENCE 1 for this hypothesis--the above picture.I was headed out the door the other day when I heard warbling form next door, punctuated by random little clk...clks.

A turkey was pacing fretfully back and forth across the front of a car parked in the street. It would occasionally take a peck at the bumper. And every time it reached the end, it would pause for a confused moment.

Then it would walk back across. It repeated this cycle for at least the five or ten minutes that I stood and watched and took pictures.

And because I am more than four times brainiaciallier than a turkey, it took me only a minute to figure it out: The bumper was almost exactly at eye height.

SO the turkey thought his reflection was another turkey.And every time he followed his reflection to the left or right wheel...Hey! Where'd the other turkey go?!?

I'll make one statement in the turkey's defense: though he spent (for all I know) a whole hour walking alongside an absolutely unattainable member of its own species, the turkey made absolutely no attempts to hit on it as far as I could tell.

2008-10-10T23:01:00.000-07:00

yesterday i was complaining bout an itch
and ANONYMOUS said
that whenever her ovulating period approaches
her boobs would itch like mad...
and its very accurate because the next day when she wakes up
she'll be swimming in her bed of RED
and she'll go say to her stained bed
"Come darling its time to go clean you up now my POTENTIAL BABY"
i mean WTH!
so i scolded her for being obscene
and she said that I do not know the significance of a PERIOD
because every period could be a potential baby
-.-

2008-10-10T22:53:00.000-07:00

HAHA mums TAi-tai friends were having a bbq
when someone brought in donuts
so auntie linda was like: WHO BUY WHO BUY?
and the filipino maid said: SHE BUY SHE BUY(and pointed at mum)
Auntie linda: EYER WHY U CALL HER JI-BAI?? I TELL YOUR MA'AM!!
(the maid's pronunciation was bad...HORRIBLY BAD)
maid: NO NOT JI-BAI! SHE BUY SHE BUY!
(yah the maid noes wad ji-bai is lol)
auntie linda: U STILL SCOLD SOMEMORE!
(yeah she hear it wrongly again)
maid: SHE BUY (ji-bai)LA SHE BUY (ji-bai) LA!!!

LOL i had a gd laff

2008-10-09T00:33:00.001-07:00

Shivani is such a loser...
she comes to my blog
when she's bored
to read archives bout herself
and laff at them
LONER

2008-10-03T20:22:00.000-07:00

So sad!!!!
we're not gonna have anymore math lessons this year with Mr lim
he's so funny la
but retardedly
his jokes aren't wad we laff at most of the time
usually we laugh at him so...hehe

HIS LAME COMMENTS which i can remember...most of them

1. He said hippopothamus as HYPOTERMUS
(yeah thinking too much bout Hypotenuses)

2. you all talk so much later choke then I laugh!
(he gave us ribena on children's day so when we said he was cheapo he wasn't happy and became mean)

3.Cheryl looks like a ghost
(wadever...he's so direct.this is partly true tho.she's so white!)

4. we were all doing algebra when he scolded some girl again
because she labelled all the sides of her triangle "x" haha
so the whole equation was screwed la.
and mr lim said
" NO 'x' how? DONT CHOP WOOD LA"
and then he smiled his retarded smile
-.-

5. We were doing revision for our exams when alanna the kiasupok when to ask him alot of lame questions

alanna: eh mr lim how long is our paper ah?
mr lim: i don't know leh...think its about 25cm 2 mm long?
alanna: HAHAHAHA eh then the paper hard anot ah?
Mr lim: go FEEL your paper and tell me if its hard anot..
Alanna: HAHAHAHA then what kind of questions will come out ah?
Mr lim:u go to examquestionsfaq.com
they will tell you there
alanna: -.-
AND THEN LAMO CHERYL ACTUALLY COPIED DOWN THE
"fake" WEBSITE LA! she didn't even get the sarcasm-.-

alanna: eh mr lim You very mean leh
Mr lim: Me Mean? MEDIAN AND MODE LEH?

and when the people from the advanced maths class came back,
Grace that kiasufied gundu saw the website
and SHE COPY DOWN SOMEMORE!!!!
plus she's not even in our maths class
don even noe wad it is
still KPO KPO go copy down
GUNDU!!!

this proves the extent of her typical kiasu kiasi kiasimi AUNTI-NESS

2008-10-03T20:18:00.000-07:00

and that stupid Denise
at Germaine's house was walking and walking...
When she saw a swing
and the natural reaction for a typical CUTIE girl is to go like
A SWING!!! *and run
which she did la
then suddenly
"PAK!"
yup she hit the glass panel and fell
and everyone laffed
really loudly
so now... whenever Denise walks
she always stretches her hands out
as if she's half blind
which makes her look all the more reatrded then she initially did

2008-10-03T20:12:00.000-07:00

HAHA Germaine's mum is so funny
when the whole gang went to her house
her mum said to Denise,
WA DENISE YOUR NOSE SO SHARP LIKE PARROT AH!!!!
which made denise feel offended
becuz apparently that sharp thing on a parrot isnt the nose
its the beak HAHAHA
and she doesnt want her nose to look like a beak.
AND a parrots nose, is just 2 DOTS!!!
the nostrils la

2008-08-26T05:09:00.001-07:00

part two of potty training!

2008-08-26T05:07:00.001-07:00

HAHAHA
this is soooooooooooo cute=]

2008-08-26T04:31:00.001-07:00

WAAAA
they have a michael jackson version for benny lava

2008-08-26T04:19:00.001-07:00

hahahhaha would you mustard my hole...
haiz...
crying already

2008-08-26T04:17:00.000-07:00

Ah shit this one also damn funny
tho i feel so racist
sorry ah shivani
hehe tho this one
the first part just keeps repeating nipples.
jeez
nothing else to talk bout
but still funny la

2008-08-26T04:09:00.000-07:00

OMG this is damn funny
to me la
the second half very funny
the first few are just really mean
like insulting s'pore
haha
but the one which says
"errrr this is not my wife, my brother"
OMGOMG damn funny
stomach ache....

2008-08-26T03:53:00.000-07:00

hahahahah
i was thinking of shivani
when somehow
it reminded me of the video i saw on sarah's blog
think coz it was tamil
so shivani reminded me of it
anyway
its disgusting
but the song is quite cool
and the dancing is DAMN cool
hahaha just watch it laaaaaaaa
i liked it=]

2008-08-26T03:46:00.000-07:00

hahahaha ok i was thinking bout shivani

when i remembered

on her birthday

i GAVE HER A HUMONGOUS ELMO!!!

and then i watched elmo videos

hahahha

and worst of all

the evil elmo

reminds me of EMO ALANNA!

when she's super mean

haiz....

GUYS IM MISSING YOU!!!

2008-08-26T03:40:00.001-07:00

stupid another LAME video

goh dont quite understand it but i was still laffing

must haven been really depressed

anyway think they're making fun of chairman mao

and the chinese communist views

hahahahahaha super mean la.

2008-08-26T03:31:00.000-07:00

OMG i was so emo today coz it was the first lesson without shivani and alanna

so i went online to watch lame videos

which weren't funny mind you

but quite stupid haha

esp the later half of the video were they anyhow interpret each line of the song BEAUTIFUL and the other one la

so retarded!

2008-08-23T02:30:00.000-07:00

DEAREST SHIVANI DEAR,

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I've known you LONGER than alanna
and that hole oon the other side of my heart
has also been dug out! in fact
THEY DUG IT OUT
and threw it away!!!!
EVEN WORSE!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH

you are my counter part
my destiny
when i first entered school
I didn't think there'd be anyone as hopeless useless and soo full of crap
like me
BUT THEN YOU POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE
and filled my life with colours of the rainbow
SO NOW WHEREVER I AM
YOU ARE WITH ME

EXCEPT IN CLASS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONNTHS!
because like alanna,
you'll be sailing your own ship 6 PACIFIC OCEANS AWAY!!!
HOW CAN LIFE GO ON LIKE THIS!
I feel like my ship has just sunk
and pirates have robbed me of my great possesions

MY GREATEST REGRET IN RGS LIFE YET!
is that I never talked to you in sec 1
in fact
i thought u were some reatrded and lame person without a life
(though i still think that way about you)
The last two terms have been great
and im gonna miss you so much!

THANKS FOR

being emo-fied, with me in class,when we realise that BOTH OF US HAVE DONE NO WORK IN THE WEEKEND, and alanna has finished everything in advance in fact...
BEING LAMOFIED WITH ME IN CLASS, when we get bored and have nothing to do
YOUR SUDDEN OUTBURSTS OF ENERGY IN CLASS, and random shoutings in my face
FILLING UP MY BLOG POST WITH YOUR CRAP
accompanying me in AVOIDING EYE CONTACT from your mum in assembly
and always forgetting to where name tag
and borrowing money during recess
and making fun of teachers
and laughing at alanna for suddenly being emo in class, and always sucking up to mr lim
And not leaving me alone in maths class bcuz we both don understand anything
and not listening in GEOG therefore being unable to do our FA
and copying deb tang's lit handouts bcuz we never ever do our work
and being sad on mondays, because we didnt do any work
teaming up with alanna to sabo me in class
sharing indian conflicts taht you have
getting angry when asked to off the light
and being here
and there
and everywhere

IF OUR SCHOOL WAS A BOX AND WE WERE ALL CHAR SIEW BAOS,

I'd BE THE BAO(fairest skin)

ALANNA WILL BE THE CHAR SIEW(darker skin)

and SHIVANI

YOU WILL BE THE RED DOT ON THE TOP OF THE BAO

love,

2008-08-23T02:16:00.001-07:00

DEAREST ALANNA DEARIE,

How has life been since Friday?
the last day of our GOOD TIMES
BBOOOOOHOOOOOOOO
My life has fallen apart since you left me
There is an empty hole in my heart
that was dug out
when the announcement was made
that we would be in different seating positions
even tho wer're in the same class
yet it feels like you're 5 PACIFIC OCEANS AWAY
YOU USED TO FILL THAT EMPTY HOLE.
LIFE WAS GREAT.
I FOUND TRUE LOVE
CHURCH BELLS RANG

AAAAHHH IM SO EMO NOW
Words can't express the totally
OUT OF THIS WORLD
feeling i had
when I heard that
YOU ME AND SHIVANI
were gonna be deskmates
WITH ME IN THE MIDDLE
to control u 2 twerps
THE OVERWHELMING JOY!!!!
even in this rainy weather
IT NEVER FAILS TO WARM MY COLD COLD HEART
IN FACT!
it works better than a bowl of maggie noodles with wanton!
DO YOU NOE THE EXTENT OF THAT WONDEFRUL-NESS?????

ALL THAT FUN
JOKES
RETARDED-NESS
now just
NOTHING MORE THAN A MISSING FRAGMENT OF MY PAST

POOP LA. promise me you'll still call me and ask me aboout homework
even though you know that I dont know what homework we have OK?????
SMS ME WHENEVER ITS EXAM TIME AND YOU NEED COMFORTING
OR JUST SOMEONE TO COMPLAIN TO
THOUGH YOU NOE I SUCK AT CONSOLING PEOPL!

SCHOOL ROCKS COZ OF YOU AND SHIVANI
IT ROCKS SO HARD
that i would rather be there with both of you than any other rock show
(except pussycat dolls coz they're hot)

THANKS FOR

HELPING ME WITH MY MATHS
planning out study scedule together when nearing exams
and never failing to make me stressed out, because you've done ur hmwk and revising, while i havent
Contributing to our MISS WANI CLASS HISTORY FOOD FUNDS
MAKING SCH FUN AND CHEERING ME ON TO STUDY
SCOLDING ME FOR NOT ATTENDING ANY CES
COMPARING LAZY ME TO YOUR HARDWORKING SELF AND SCOLDING ME, (though that never seems to take effect on me)
Spurring me on to study hard when life seems hopeless because you are always studying hard
leaving for your softball matches, leaving me behind alone in the back of the class, so lonely and all alone
cheating in TING XIE
AND GONG HAN
And all the other illegal stuff we do
thanks for vandalising freddie
and for the OBVIOUSLY MALE shirt with a frog prince u gave me on your birthfday
for being you
being there
being here
and everywhere

LOVE ME

2008-08-23T02:01:00.000-07:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

19 AUGUST 2008
1.54pm
THE DAY MY HEART STOPPED BEATING
AND I DIED

How shall my life go on from now.
exactly at that time
MISS SLEEPYHEAD announced tat we had to cahnge seats

yes to you
you may think
CHANGE SEAT ONLY WAD NO BIG DEAL.AHYO U DRAMA LA
but NO! its not just changing seats
ITS LIFE AND DEATH
the next two months are gonna be severe hardship and pain for me

MY CURRENT SEATING POSITION
IS PERFECT
perfect!
With ALANNA AND SHIVANI
AT THE BACK OF THE CLASS SOMEMORE

WHYWHYWHYWHY!!!!!!
ITS SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FUN!
school was great because of them
GREATEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD
*not including crystal and christine for now(irrelevant to topic)

SO I HAVE DEDICATED POSTS TO BOTH MY CUPPYCAKE GUMDROPS
I'll miss you so much NOT JUST TAT!
I'll miss the great life i once had
which has been shattered
all thanks to a certain someone someone
FREAK my life is just like tat LONGKANG
tat i step on everyday when i come down the bus

2008-08-22T03:09:00.000-07:00

AHHHHHHHHHHdidn't post the pics for be yourself dayhere are like just some random ones

ALWAYS ACTING COOL LA!

LAME

HAHA stupid crystal being emo AGAIN

erm...

EMO

BEWARE OF MY
SHARP BOOB!

HOT ASSShivani gave this to me

Yes....strangle a toy

haha the LOCKER FILES

2008-08-22T02:44:00.000-07:00

HAHA mean alanna.
called me a bitch and tole me to get lost
jeez

Shivani can't bear to let alanna go

stupid she's talking to a pencil

since alannna wont lemme kiss herwe'll share a kiss then
HEH HEH kinda cool

shivani the horse! her hair so high la

yeah i was boredso i sat in the recycling bin

Then i cleaned the state flag

BACK TO SCH
Still on the way to school
Bringing out your emotions through music

MEET THE BIMB

COMPUTER CLASS!!
CRYSTAL EMOING SESSIONS

look dumb with a dumb friend so that makes you looktwice as dumb

laugh at yourself retardedly

Laugh at yourself even more retardedly

Stop

Stone

Sleep

SOCIALISE

Feel each other THE END

2008-08-19T06:19:00.001-07:00

im too depressed now
i'll continue my post tmr
sorry alanna

2008-08-19T06:13:00.000-07:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wad is wrong with the world!!!!
it is true
all fun things
all great times
all wonderful experiences

MUST ENDDDDDD YAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
me alanna dn shivani
have finally been seperated!!!
WWWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYY
retribution???
for laughing too much in class???
i loved my seating position!
we were right at the back of the class
this post is in memoir of my friends and our great deeds
today,
19/8/08 is the worst day EEVERR!!!!

2008-08-15T01:10:00.000-07:00

15 Reasons why you should date a softballer
1. We use our hips for power
2. We make sure to touch every base before scoring
3. We can handle it fast, hard, or slow
4. We can be in 9 different positions for 75 minutes
5. We play with big sticks and bigger balls
6. We aren't afraid to get dirty
7. We let the visitors be on top
8. We're always up for extra innings
9. We are encouraged to "score early" and "score more"
10. We're good with our hands
11. With us you're always SAFE!
12. We keep the lights on for night games
13. We have the perfect grip
14. We can handle the heat
15. You get three strikes before YOU'RE OUT* BONUS: We have double headers every Sunday

2008-08-15T00:52:00.000-07:00

This is wad a normal marrigae looks likeMAN + WOMAN

THIS IS WAD ALANNA's MARRIAGE LOOKS LIKEWOMAN + WOMAN HAHAHAHA JKJK don attack me tmr hor alanna

IM SO HOT THE VIETNAMESE FLAG CAUGHT FIRE WOOOO

retarded softballers jeez

COOL TRACKERS WOOOO(btw we are running towards the finishing line and it IS AN imaginary line stupid)

AFTER WE WINWE POSE

look wad shivani wrote alannatold you she was lesbo"to my love alannie pumpkin, my honeydew"

2008-08-15T00:30:00.000-07:00

She sees a boy playing on THE MOVING BUG

HE IS HAVING FUN
SHE TRIES IT

SHE TRIES HARDER

SHE STOPS
wipes the sweat

catches her breath

oh no she is stuck.turns to look around for help

there is no one in sight so she attempts to get out herself

she falls
gets back on

But her ass is still too huge

finally she is out
she is proud of herself

now she climbs up the playground

but she is too short

tries climbing back down

attempts to go up through another entrance
gets stuck yet again
her potential bursts out and reaches the top

somehow back to square one

this time she climbs again
she makes it out to the top and salutes to her fellow comrads

she reaches out to grab the sky

poses for her fans

finds love

now decides tojump
she dives out

lunges forward
falls vertically forward andsmacks her face flat on the wall
then she plunges down and falls on her face

she is dead and has been calledto be with the lord

and poof!she is back

2008-08-13T06:22:00.000-07:00

LOOK at our stupid conversation its kinda short tho
but anything with shivani is LAME
well i love her just the way she is
AND oops i owe her and christine belated presents!!
im gonna go buy tmr!!!

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Esther says:
DUMBO!

2008-08-01T23:17:00.000-07:00

HAHA alanna's stupid lame joke

at which MRT stop did the teletubbies all have an equal amount of money???
answer: COMMONWEALTH!!!

At which mrt stop was PO(as in the red one from teletubbies) at???
answer: EXpo (thats coz it was EX...meaning po HAD BEEN there like he HAD BEEN at the mrt stop get it???)
gee ur brain sucks of u don get it

2008-08-01T04:55:00.000-07:00

wa lao lucky alanna...
last night came back at bout 12am?
coz she went to celebrate with her softball batch..
WON nationals so pro
JEEZ
and last year they got kicked out in like after 3 rounds haha
YEAH THEY WON NANYANG!BEAT TAT u jap flags muahahhahaha
wa lao and then they were like gonna play basketball with mr ben
haha he's officially shown his true side!
wa lao coz they sucked la even tho all of them against him alone
so they play cheat
and he was like scolding them in chinese...and btw he's indian...
CHOU NU REN!!! ZHEN SHI BI TA HAI YAO CHOOU CHOU CHOU
LOLOLOLOL......loser...
and he got super high...
and started to sing to them
U.G.L.Y you aint got no alibi
those stuff...
HAHA he so bimb..wonder how he knew tat song
and then they sang it back to him calling him ugly..
and he was like
i may be ugly but im CUTEEEE!!!!
EWWWW he???" cute??? cough cough haha

2008-07-31T05:16:00.001-07:00

ah evil shivani
thinks im GAYBO
wad la...
u noe why???
coz we were changing in class
when alanna went to change in the toilet
so we were like
OH SHE NEVER CHANGES IN CLASS
then i was like
oh but actually want to see her naked

and the next thing u noe
shivani is out and about teling everyone im so pervetic
HELLO
u think i really want to see her naked
??????
i get a better view looking at myself in the mirror in the toilet please
i just wanted to see the difference in skin colour
like coz she's so tan
so i wanna see how she looks like being fair
IM NOT LES please.
AHHH MY LIFE IS GREAT

2008-07-31T05:11:00.000-07:00

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
ALANNA UR LIFE IS GREAT LAH....
nationals for softball first place...
geog essay 10/10
and today i wasted a whole lot of time
shivani's right
sch's better
coz we're doing something and not actually wasting out time
like today...
and yesterday
and the past month
i havent had cca in a month and yet everytime i get home i do nothing
but when i do have cca
im complaining all the time
how i wish i can be like grace
jeez then i'd be doing something all the time
IM SUCH A PIECE OF POOOOOOOP

2008-07-14T23:36:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS ONG!!!
YES i understand what a joy it is for me to be in your lit class
and yes...i know you cant live without me
coz you'd die in the boredom of lit
and yes .... you never want me to leave you

THUS!!!!we have wrote you a poem during history...
actually its a play
shakespearean play(is that how you spell it)
hope you like it!!!
oh and there are guidelines at the bottom
just in case its tooo
CHIMOLOGY for you hehe

narrator: lady ong enters the whelm of never ending knowledge
she paces and struts in the box
No brave one where thee?
Thou question awaits its bride

*student halanna raises her hand

Lady ong: Alas! Where I did meet thee once?
I teach not a sponge!

Halanna: Could all this brain
Keep in not a little knowledge
To underestimate
Thy worst choice yet!
Mirth and laughter along, thy answer i shall put forth!

The long awaited bride to the question
It is Shylock my dearest!
Whom fell for the one, fairer than the sun since the world began!

Shiverean: I bear you no ill will dear friend
But the answer i am afraid, pursue's you not!

Halanna: who dare defy the great honourable one
you disgraceful old nit wit!

Shverean: Not a bit of truth lies in your breath
You self proclaimed GREAT ONE
well, THY HAND RESTS HERE FOR YOU TO
CONVERSE TO!
The real bride is, shylock was no more!
It was as you see me, lord bassanio!
Whom loved portia! This wheres I stand!

Lady ong: FYE FYE FYE for as i am!
Dear Halanna, I cannot thinnk you are my student!
Your words, so wrong that no better wrong the
the wise moon has ever cast upon!

BUT AHA!!! Shispearean.
I lay in the honour of your intelligence!
For the bride as you say,
was indeed Lord Bassanio whom loved thy Portia
And now my Question has finally been married off

Halanna: INSOLENCE! I am not bound to answer you no more

Shispearean: YOu pet of the teacher's! Your shame you have brought us upon!
The price you must pay!
I thereby demand a pound of your knowledge!

Lady Ong: Obliged is your request Shispearean!
For thou your smartery is beyong compare
Violence shall not be tolerated!

Halanna! RETREAT to your resting ground
read the wonderful work ''Merchant Of Venice'' Again!
Class dismissed!

2008-07-14T23:29:00.000-07:00

WAD HAS THIS WORLD BECUM INTO!!!!!
and they call us a first world country
OH YEAH
then explain why we dont have yami yoghurt in
ORCHARD
im not being unreasonable or anything
BUT ORHCARD
imagine after shopping for an entire day
the most tiring sport ever
and u sit down
you need something
cold
something soft
something squishy
(im not talking bout gatorade its not squishy)

ALAS!!! yoou think of yami yoghurt
BUT NOOOOOOOOO
there isnt any
al u can find is
OLD CHANG KEE
even old chang kee has more outlets!!
WAD!!!!
or maybe you'd find some ice cream cart
selling $1 ice cream
not that its bad
but its fattening
SOOOOO
WHERE IS THE LOVE
FOR YOGHURT!!!!

THINK BOUT IT!!!!
the pain...
suffering....
of NOT having that cup
of peach flavoured yoghurt
OH! HOW MY HEART SINGS IN SORROW!!
AND DROWNS ITSELF IN MISERY.....

2008-07-06T06:08:00.000-07:00

look at what i got from sarah's blog.hehe
so poor things in japan
they actually do not mind being squshed!
think its kinda normal for them already during the rush hour
and here we are complaining in singapore
we are so lucky in SO many ways
like we dont have to row a boat to school due to some reatarded flood

2008-07-06T05:49:00.000-07:00

look at what i read....LAME

Impalement is an interesting punishment that was quite popular in the Middle Ages.
the way you do it is you insert a sharpened pole into a person's rear end
and then stand the pole upright
so that he squirms
on top of it
like a
LIVING SHISH KEBAB

2008-07-06T05:41:00.000-07:00

yeah !!!
stole this from alanna's blog coz i was lazy to type it in myself.hehe

im posting just to post this quiz up,
which Esther never ever posts since the day she claimed that she would -.-!!!
Anyway, this was a quiz made by Esther and I like 1 or 2 weeks ago.
Can't really remember.
I set the questions and she helped
with the 'Mostly A's, you are.......................' thingo.
Kay, you can do the quiz if you want (:
It's professional :DDD
1. Get married to:
a) A nerd
b) A lawyer
c) A banker
d) Anybody as long as he loves me (eg. even a beggar)

2. Give birth to:
a) 3 boys 2 girls
b) 2 boys 3 girls
c) 4 boys 1 girl
d) 1 boy 4 girls

3. Be a:
a) Housewife
b) Tai-tai
c) nu qiang ren (woman who is very independent and depends on herself for everything)
d) Widow

4. Spend:
a) $1000 a day
b) $3000 a day
c) $5000 a day
d) $10,000 a day

5. Which maid will you choose?
a) Filipino
b) Indonesian
c) Bangladesh
d) Chinese

6. What name would you like your maid to have?
a) Maria
b) Sophia
c) Siti
d) Barney

7. Which car would you buy?
a) Porsche
b) Mercedes
c) Ferrari
d) Lamborghini

8. Which would you marry?
a) Chinese (Singaporean)
b) Ang-Moh
c) Bangladesh
d) Malay

9. Which product is your favourite?
a) Face-lift cream
b) Boob enhancer (idea gotten from esther!!)
c) Whitening lotion
d) Mascara

Kay if you had really gone to do the quiz,
here're the mostly As and mostly Bs thing ((:

Mostly As:You're an old woman with sagging face.
You love cheesy and corny stuff especially your taste in men.
You are cheap-skate and like to buy from Pasar Malam.

Mostly Bs:You are a typical British ang-moh who loves to dress sexily and find security in having big boobs. (-.-) You cannot drive well!

Mostly Cs:You are an Indian-wannabe-Chinese.
You hate your own gender and wish you were a guy.
You are fascinated by fast moving objects and find joy in mathematical sums.

Mostly Ds:You are a poor, miserable woman who is desperate for a WOMAN.
Your only wish is that Singapore would legalize lesbianism and want to get fresh with your own daughter.
You are very childish and fantasize that one day you'll live in a big mansion.
DREAM ON

2008-07-05T02:02:00.000-07:00

denise dad apparently loves fish
he thinks they're relaxing to look at coz they have no stress and look so peaceful
but then the other time
the fish jumped out of the tank
and instead of taking and putting it back
into the tank like any other normal person
he picked it up with a tissue and threw it out the window

2008-07-05T01:56:00.000-07:00

ANOTHER LAME COMMENT FROM WHO ELSE
the magnific GRACE!!!

grace says:WHY DO WE HAVE NAILS???
nana says: to protect the skin underneeath thats snesitive
grace: then why don we have nails on our faces
nana says: *lame face kinda look
grace says: do you know what our finger will look like without a nail??
esther says: a sponge
grace says: no
esther says: a wet reddish sponge
grace says: no.
grace again says: IT WILL LOOK JUST LIKE A FINGER *bursts out laffing
grace again: with no nail it'll just be skin
so the entire thing will look like the rest of the finger

2008-07-05T01:30:00.000-07:00

YET ANOTHER lame comment from grace's class recently

hilary(supposedly smart one);how do deers give birth
grace:they give birth la unless u expect them to lay an egg
hilary: no i mean they have horns
grace: antlers u mean
hilary: wadever...so they have antlers then how the baby come out
later poker the stomach also then cannot eat
denese: oh ya...it'll poke the back side too!!!
grace: firstly....they DON GIVE BIRTH FROM THEIR BACKSIDE
secondly....
THEY"RE HORNS DON GROW IN THE WOMB!!!
thirdly...ITS THE WOMB NOT STOMACH
YOU WANT THEM TO DIGEST THE BABY
AND POOP IT OUT AH

2008-06-24T02:24:00.000-07:00

Oh yeah here are some cool stuff i read
AND YES!!! I ACTUALLY READ!!!
AMAZING I KNOW...i myself am shocked that i read
but once or twice I actually do okaaaayy...
like those weird books i find in my cupboard which my
sister prob bought decades ago
she reads all sorts of weird stuff
like there was this book
about ppl not liking
THEIR NECK

decoraphobia-fear of interior designing
heortophobia-fear of holidays
pogonophobia-the fear of beards
gennuphobia-the fear of knees
archibutyrophobia-the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth
(FYI my sis has the fear of seaweed sticking to the back of her throat..ergh gosh)
phobophobia-the fear of fear itself
scopophobia-the fear of being naked
osphresiophobia-the fear og body odour
phagophobia-the fear of swallowing
odonthophobia-the fear of teeth
parthenophobia-the fear of young girls
gemophobia-the fear of prominent chins

bla bla bla and lotsa other weird stuff
like did you know tat dance floor dehydration syndrome can kill you
and that heading a soccer ball frequently causes mild neuropsychological damage
and lowers IQ!!!!!!
SO COOL!!!

2008-06-24T02:14:00.000-07:00

MATH WAS LAME TODAY AS USUAL...
Duh
it cant get any further than that
esp with a teacher like YOU KNOW WHO

for example he uses so much weird language
like everytime he summarises stuff he'll go like
IN A NUT SHELL
and shivani EVEN LAMER
went like....
WHY A NUTSHELL AND NOT AN EGGSHELL SINCE THEY"RE SO MUCH BIGGER
ergh...and i spent 6 hours with her everyday
listening to things which i KNOW
are rotting my brain away

AND THEN
MR mathTEACHER
asked us to slap the ppl next to us if they were sleeping.
and shivnai and alanna slapped me at the same time
OUCH.MY GORGEOUS FACE!!!!
gundus.
so i screamed in a LITTLE pain
and Mr mathTEACHER was like
''eheh cannot slap too hard ah...leter Esther cannot be ms s'pore universe''
''Esther if you really become Ms s'pore universe must remember
to thank me your math teacher AH''
and I was like
''You sure you'll still be alive?''
and he was like
''if Im dead you'll be 80 already then not Ms s'pore universe already..
that would be Ms S'pore Granny Award''
GOSH HE's so lame.
and then he starts laughing by himself
and orders that everyone else shut up and stop laughing
PLS...Granny award...
WAD.compete to see who knit the fastest
and who's dentures can fly the furthest ah...

2008-06-24T02:09:00.000-07:00

DESPITE MUA's BUSSSY SCHEDULE
i shall blog...due to alanna's request.
ALANNA!!!------GET A LIFE!
Recently...I found out that Sarah
grows brown hair or maybe her hair just turns brown
whenever she takes too much msg
HAHAHA so she was like
'''OH IF I EAT MAGGIE MEE EVERYDAY, I'LL WAKE UP BLONDE!'''
L.O.L

AND YEAH
I've good news!!
no not bout Jesus christ tho that is good news too
BUT I HAVE FINAAAAAAAAAAAAAALY
finished scene 1 of MERCHANT OF VENICE!!!
wooohoooo
noow my next goal is to finish act 1 scene 2!!!!
haha it'll prob take me forever to finish all 4 acts
BUT there's
nothing interesting bout studying life
of a DEAD PERSON.
thats why he's dead!!!

2008-06-08T05:34:00.000-07:00

OOOH do u noe becky read my blog???
AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PPL
i always thot my blog was dead and that i was
the ONLY ONE READING IT
(of course with an exception of a few retards
who have no life and rely on this to live...
not naming anyone.....FINE.im refferring to shivani and alanna)
THAT Is WHY MY FONTS ARE BIG AND I CRAP SO MUCH STUFF
its for my own pleasure so that i can read it w/o squinching my eyes
a month later and be happy

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

2008-06-08T05:27:00.001-07:00

AHHHHHH
SO DEVASTATING.
too much for me to take...
cant breathe

BUT THEN
MY FRIENDS
life is full of sacrifices....
GOSHHHHH
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
DO U NOE
tat i have to skip HANNAH MONTANNA
and the first five episodes of the new AVATAR SECRET OF THE FIRE NATION series!!
COW DAMMIT
ITS THE FIRE NATION SERIES!!!!!

im dead....just leave me to die....
DIE!!!!!!
siannnnnnnn

2008-06-05T22:06:00.000-07:00

HAHAHA ok i read this book tat was seriously funny....
here's some stuff i came across

Who among us is ever going to be the one to come up with the meaning of life
or the cure for cancer
or a piece of gum tat keeps its flavour
for more than six bloody seconds
and how is the world gonna become a better place if young people do NOT stretch themselves
to the next level of science and literature
INSTEAD
all they ever do is google the photos of the latest celebrity to have her boob accidentally pop out on stage

MTV is the root of all evil because
their advertising does nothing but
convince young people that their faces are too filled with acne
and
their armpits are too foul smelling
and their pads are not absorbent enough

I must feign amusement at stories of the tooth fairy
because if i confessed to know tat
the entire thing is a sham
then the hard cash that appears under my pillow
following the loss of a tooth
gets suddenly cut off

to get rich,
just drive past your recycling centre everyday
and load your car with 2500
aluminium cans
and then drive back to the front and redeem them again for their full value

2008-06-03T22:51:00.001-07:00

my sister told me this today
SERIOUSLY SICK AND TWISTED
JUST LIKE HER

I find birth very awkward
don u think so too?
its like...erm...
the contraction thing usually takes like 6 hours
and most gaenecologists(donno how to spell)
are men...
so i most likely will get a male gaenecologist
to help me give birth
so its like....
lying on a bed
with my legs up
and wide open
without any panties
and have a man staring at my vagina for six hours
coz he'll have to monitor the diameter of my vagina

anyway i was talking to gabriel
and HHAHA
he said i talked with alot of depth
so i was a nice person to put his input into
(and no...its not the sick meaning u are thinking of)
HAHAHA
beat that shivani and alanna...
the only depth u guys will ever have
is like
when u crack jokes about the sea...

2008-06-03T22:37:00.000-07:00

GOSHHHHHH
something wrong with the tag box
cant reply my tags
so i'll reply here
ANYWAY I APOLOGISE FOR MY ABSCENCE(is that how u spell it)
for such a long time
i was busy...
with stuff...=]
APPARENTLY
HAHAHAHAHHA IM SO DESIRABLE BY MY FANS>>im not even famous=]
that they bombard my tagbox with complaints
about not blogging hehe
MY FANS BLOW ME AWAY!!!
(get it?? its a pun HAHAHAHAH DAMN FUNNY)
whoa

saywee- YAH IM UR RELATIVE AND I DON EVEN HAVE ACESS TO YOUR BLOG!!!
and now u realise thanks alot JEEZ.

alanna- got wii to play so i don update SO WAD.jealous i don give u something to do in your boring pathetic neopetty life??

shivani- YAH IF I DO TAT who noes wad will happen to my blog...maybe i'll start receiving money from others...or worse...BEAATING...bet you'll
use it to insult me and others and bring glory and fame to both of yourselves-.-

olive-HAHA THANKS..but its just me...no YO PEOPLE? haha

alanna-FYI i cjange my pass from time to time ok to prevent ppl like u whom i have trusted with my password from spreading it to the whole world and making fun of it..SHEESH.anyway singapore was a good password ok...no one guessed it till my sister saw the s'pore flag.haiz.

YING -why do u have to ask me to link silas-.-

2008-06-03T22:20:00.000-07:00

HELLLOOOO haha ok
as usual
me kirsten grace and my bro
were playing blind mice in the room
and then grace didnt feel like playing
so i had to put aside my ego and pride(which up to today some ppl still do not believe that i actually have)
and beg her to play with us
ITS FUN OK
and you know wad she made me do????
ARGHHHHHHHHH
i had to lend her my Ipod
BUT
i also had to smell her armpit???
WAD THE HECK
who makes their beloved sister smell their armpit???
WHO MAKES ANYONE SMELL THEIR ARMPIT
i mean thats wad deodorant is for DUH???

anyway and then i was picking my nose
nothing to be embarrassed about since everyone pick their nose!!!
LAME
and then grace suddenly looked at me and scremed EW
so i was like
ya sorry did my boogey land on you coz i flicked it
(couldnt find anywwhere else to put it)
and she was like...
no thats not why i said ew..BUT EW TO THAT TOO
and we started quarrelling
and then
we didnt get to play blind mice
awwwww.....

2008-05-18T23:23:00.000-07:00

Ryan asked grace WHY SHE WAS SO FAT.
when she wasnt even in TAF club and he was
-.-

anyway we were playing cheat last night
when grace asked if we could go to bed
because she was overcomed by fatigue....
its the FPD
fat people disease.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

2008-05-18T23:11:00.000-07:00

last night were were playing bling mice
and the topic of FARTS came up.
Kirsten said: there was once i farted in the toilet but it wasn't really a fart.It was a fart with
a watery sound....

Dad: last time i went to pee in the toilet but then my shit came out so i just left it there on the
floor and quickly left.

Kirsten: When i fart and dont want others to here it... I'll clap really loudly

Grace: when I fart i'll rub my nads on the table and ask others if they heard the sound i just made by rubbing the table

Kirsten: teachers pee really loudly

Grace: Yah once we were in the toilet and someone was peeing very loudly in the cubicle. So
i purposely said very LOUDLY to me friend "eh that person pee very noisy" and my friend replied very LOUDLY "ya lor who is that ah so loud"
and then the teacher walked out from the toilet and quickly walked out coz very paiseh

Grace: stupid ryan said i farted so much that if he collected all of it....it could fuel a 'C.N.G' car (Compressed Natural Gas)

Marcus: grace i know you farted...even though u hid the sound...coz i have a fart ddetector...MY NOSE IS A FART DETECTOR!

2008-05-18T23:09:00.000-07:00

Denise's Dad was so lame.
he bought her stickers coz she liked stickers and cute stuff
unfortunately
he bought her HORSE STICKERS'
and told her to paste them on her wall and admire it
PLUS
they were POP UP stickers
some were stickers of horses
and the rest were stickers of people riding horses LOL

2008-05-07T04:16:00.000-07:00

HUH HUH..HUH HUH IM reatardded.....

The ideal body for women

The ideal body for men

KARAOKE AT UNCLE SK's HOUSE!!!!

Uncle Sk's pretty yet HUGE house.

WOOHOO BIRTHDAY's JUST ROCK DONT THEY!!!

first attempt in taking a self potrait--FAIL

THE gayness is blinding

JUSt another one to emphasise on her weird-ness

my maid's preparations b4 going to spain.....look like a bull

swimming in pillows away at dreamland....awwww....careful not to suffocate=]

THATS how u play fire crackers..it takes SKILLL

my brother's huge face=]

attempt 1 to get him to listen to you

atempt 2 to get him to listen to you

Attempt ATTEMPT 2 AGAIN!!!

attempt 3: parents never listen....

2008-05-07T02:52:00.000-07:00

love at first sight=]

superBAG

Supertowell!!!!

HAHA this was found outside the school's toilet...=]

EWWWWW this is gross...can u see the bloodstain on the floor?? the speck of brownish red there.

You see the mass of white? that's a plate. shivani threw it into the bin

a suffocating moose who wears ROXY

Doesnt she look like that terrier dog nexxt door?? this makes her a BITCH HAHAHHA

This is such great photography skills. (thats my sis u dodo bird!!)

DONT ASk.DONT THINK. admire....

UNCIVILISED

Wannabe-hot ...... NOT

WANNA BE-cute.....PUKE!!!!!

When the make up goes off.....EWWWWWW

yah i noe.....

LESBIANS.....

lesson 1 to being sexy-----bite your finger.(just make sure it doesnt come off)

BIMBO language...thiss could mean

1.OMG

2.is it hot in here...or is it just me

3.DID i just see justin timberlake

4.EWW A NERD

5.GROSS GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

......

and the list goes on

If u stare hard enuf...maybe he'll notice u=]

CREDITS: grace and kirsten=]

2008-05-07T02:48:00.000-07:00

HAHA this simple plan video is damn lame...
but hey i like their new album!!!!
anyway its so gross...especially the parts where like all the high sch kids get hurt
HAHAHAHA served them right=]

2008-05-07T01:38:00.000-07:00

OMG SUPERHERO movie is DAMNNNNNN funny!!!
me and crystal were like laughing at the movie the whole time
and not just the movie!!!
we were also laughing at the people who were laughing at the movie HAHA
apparently they were like americans lol
not discriminating here
just wonder wad it'd be like to watch a comedy in america haha
everyone laughing
woah and the guy beside us burped so loud
bet he contributed to global warming

haha and the movie didn't even last for more than an hour!!!
the extra half an hour was spent watching the firefly guy
wear his suit at the beginning of the movie which was super long
AND watching the weird scenes stuff at the end
gosh it's so lame

and me and crstal were like so high today
because we did so much jay walking!
we wasted alot of time walkin from sch to far east
which included LOTSA jay walking/running
like should we go?
no!
are u sure?
ok go!
maybe not...
wat if a car comes
i've got a freakin bright future i cant be knocked down
ARGH HECCK JUST CROSS
haha...
all the adrenalin!!!!

and then we walked around but saw no one to watch a movie with us
us we took a bus to cathay
and then we walked to plaza sing
argued bout bubble tea
and then took the mrt BACK to orchard
because i had no money to sit the bus
and crystal only had 45cents
so we were like getting stressed out in the middle of the road
finally realising we could buy an mrt ticket and get change unlike taking a bus -.-
stupid
and walked to lido
where we went up some stairs...
walked down the esalator
and realised we were back on the same floor
we saw borders twice
and everyshop twice
ALL BECAUSE OF iliana!!!
who told us she was at ben&jerry's at cathay...
BUT NOOOOOO....
it was closed...
maybe she mistook hagendas for ben&jerrys
and mistook cathay for cathay cineleisure
OH GOODNESS!!!!

and when returning home
crystal wouldnt let me take the mrt to serangoon
so we stood and argued for like 15 MINUTES BOUT WHERE WE SHOULD GO
and then i wanted to top up my ezlink card
but after putting in 4 dollars
there wasn't a button which said like ''ENTER''
but only a ''cancel'' button
just to realise
that i had to give at least 5 dollars!!!
so i put in a dollar coin
ONLY TO REALISE
they didnt accept coins
SO HECk
i just bought a standard ticket
but when i was about to put in a 2-dollar note
they opened the entry slot for COINS!!!!
OH MY!!OH DEARY ME!!!!!!!!
sheeeeeesh...........

2008-05-05T01:46:00.000-07:00

GRACE"S friend was lame okkk....
like he sat in his chair in a daze...
staring at his book as he waved his pencil in the air up and down
like an aeroplane
when suddenly
he stuck it up his nose
still looking at the book he is

OH YES and did u noe that someone who takes day trips is known as a
day tripper
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA day tripper
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

back to topic...
grace was sitting on bryans chair
with his bag on it
and so he said excuseme coz he wanted to get something
aso grace moved forward
he said excuseme again
and she moved a little more
and he said excuseme
and she moved
and he said excuseme and she moved
and he said excuseme
until she was at the edge of the seat
and
he finally said
i think you're too fat
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH nicely said=]

oh and grace was attemting her eng paper today tho her head was full of science
and there was one questn which asked for another meaning for ABHORED
and she selected the choice SCORN
coz she remembered hearing the saying
HELL HATH NO FURY GREATER THAN A WOMAN SCORNED
so she picked the choice SCORN.
wow great.PASS LA LIKE TAT.
and they gave her the word BREEFLY which was spelled wrongly
and requuired they spell it correctly
and she didnt noe it was BRIEFLY
so she spelt BRIEVELY
thinking it was men's brieves.
WOAH PASS!

haha her friends arent any better
the paper gave the statement IT WAS A RICH AND DENSE FOREST
and asked wad rich meant
and one person put:
it meant that the forest had a lot of money -.-
its the best class in sch btw

and another statement said
the forest was cultivated
and denise answered
that the statement meant that the forest was cut down to build british buildings

WOW IM SO IMPRESSED!kids nowadays have so much potential!!!

2008-05-05T01:41:00.000-07:00

if cotton comes from a cotton plant
and wool comes from a sheep
where does cotton wool come from??
mixture of both?
ew.....

anyway my mum was like complaining the entrie time i came home today
that cotton bud id wasteful
coz its wool of the sheep
and bla bla bla
and my sis suggested they used hair-.-
so u use hair to clean ur hair...
WHY DIDNT ANYONE THINK OF IT -.-
and then she burst into her hysteric laughter which rang thru the household
as i attempted to study BIO

hah her class had an examination today anyway- english
but apprently she studied for science yesterday LAMO
and when my mum asks her wad exams she has
she says she doesnt noe
and asked my mum
when it is in fact HERSELF who should know since she's taking the exam
and so the exam dates are pasted on the fridge
but she doesnt check and no one checks it
HAIZ
should learn to be a lil like me
im like so up-to-date

2008-05-03T05:22:00.000-07:00

walao my lame sister is SUPER MANIPULATIVE
like once no one was home except her and my younger bro
and my bro wanted to play the comm
so he told my sis
and she was like: you tell me the comm's password and i'll help u on the comm
bro:but mum say i cant tell you
and he walks off
2 mins later he returns
bro:i on by myself
and he did it only to realise he cant typre using the keyboard
sis:i type for you
bro ponders a while
bro:but you type then u forget the passwrod ok??
sis: ok i just type then i forget..
sis finishes typing
bro:you forget the password?
sis:yes i type already so OOPS i forgot the password
bro: when mum come back u pretend u dont noe the password
and dont type infront of them okay??
sis: ok...

AND THAT FATEFUL
THE PASSWORD WAS EXPOSED TO THE WORLD!!!
IS THIS RETRIBUTION FOR SOMETHING I"VE DONE????
JEEZ
u have NO IDEA how hard it was for me to come up with a suitable password

2008-05-03T05:12:00.000-07:00

ON this grand opening of
ESTHER'S BOOB ENHANCER
we are giving away 3 free passes
to 3 very special people with boobs the size of flatlands
who will receive
a complimentary set
of Esther's BOOB ENHANCERR
including
1 ESTHER"S BOOB ENHACER DELUXE
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AND 1 ESTHER's BOOB ENHANCER MASSAGER
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WOOOHOOOOO!!!
THERE YOU GO!!!.
THANK YOU AND HAVE A BIMBOOBTIC ESTHER"S BOOB ENHANCER DAY!!!

2008-05-03T04:57:00.000-07:00

WAD HASSS THE WORLD BECOME!!!
FORGET GLPBAL WARMING...
WADS WORSE IS
i have been left in the dark for so long...
after SO MANY YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP...
NO ONE TOLD ME ANYTHING BOUT
alanna and jocelyn
HAVING A BLOG....
so all these while
these two DODO birds kip coming in here to insult my posts...
THO MOST OF THEM ARE BOUT THEMSELVES hehe
and yet..

WEELLLL i have only one thing to say to this....
IF U CANT TELL THAT

I AM TRYING TO CREATE AN ATMOSPHERE

OF EMO-NESS

THROUGH RELATING THIS ISSUE
bout me not knowing that they knew that i didnt noe
that they had blogs while i have a blog...

THEN THERE IS ONLY ONE SOLUTION>>>>
YES!! ONLY ONE!!!
ESTHER THE ONE AND ONLY
and no...it is not yun nam haircare or new york solutions...
IT IS>>>>>>wait for it>>>>>

ESTHER's BOOB ENHANCER!!!
(screams in the background WOOO HOOO)
yes!! SIGN UP NOW AND GET 2 HOURS FREE TRIAL!!!
IF U ARE INTERESTED...YOU MAY OBTAIN
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A REGULAR customer and she can give you details
ABOUT HOW IT HAS CHANGED HER SEX LIFE
AND SCHOOL LIFE!!!!
yes order now to avoid disappointment...
AND REMEMBER..
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est since 2008.Esther's BOOB ENHANCER is made of
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WAD ARE U WAITING FOR??
call 1800-boob-esther NOW!!!!

2008-04-28T04:22:00.001-07:00

YEAH
store 5 in the canteen sells everything la
like today alanna bought WASABI GREEN PEAS to eat during art
and the packet said to
STORE IN A COOL DRY PLACE AWAY FROM LIGHT
and then i suddenly had a brainwave
and solved the myster of
STORE IN A COOL DRY PLACE AWAY FROM LIGHT
they want us to do so because they are sfraid the peas
WILL GROW IF PLACED IN SUNLIGHT AND GIVEN MOISTURE
hahaha
im so smart

anyway we were talking bout boobs in art again
and surprisingly charmaine joined us for once!
Alanna: esther your boobs are diverging plates not converging plates la
Charmaine: Alanna yours are low rise
Esther: then mine are wad....HDB ah..

LOL IM SO SMART....hehe
anyway alanna my boobs arent that big either so dont be disheartened
JOCELYN ALSO HAS FLAT BOOBS
EUNICE HAS BOOBS
haha
shivani .... dont think hers will develop

thats why she should use
ESTHER'S BOOB ENHANCER!!!!

2008-04-28T04:05:00.000-07:00

Anyway we all noe how VIOLENT alanna can get sometimes.
AND...we all noe how lame and stupid shivani can get and or maybe she's just like tat
yah so during art...alanna wanted to go out and shivani
stood at the door to block her la..
so this resulted into a little catfight
called
DUMB VS DUMPER
hahahaha no offence guys
but i mean they were fighting for the door-.-
in the end the door wwas locked...
and everytime alanna hit shivani
shivani would go
OOH I FEEL SO TOUCHED!!!
such....BEAUTY....GUNDUS IN THE MAKING LA!

oh ya and because the door we usually used for the art room was locked
i went thru the other door
and alanna followd me...the leader hehe
and she said
SMART PPL USE THE OTHER DOOR WHEN ONE DOOR IS LOCKED
AND THEN THE REST WILL FOLLOW LIKE SHEEP
whatever la...that makes her the shepherd
like little bo peep hahaha

2008-04-28T03:58:00.000-07:00

U NOE WAD
shivani is really lame...
anyway i realised most of my posts are about her
maybe i should call this
ESTHER'S BLOG OF SHIVANI
hahahahahha
wadever now she gives herself so much credit in sch
and thinks i cant live without her
CORRECTION
its more like i cant post without her
coz my life is boring -.-

moving on...
the first thing u do at a blog..
is read the post
yah welll shivani
the first thing she does
is to press CTRL+F and search her name
LAMOOOOOOOO
i didnt even noe u could do tat =]

2008-04-27T00:46:00.000-07:00

HAHA u noe wad.
NO GIRL CAN BE A VIRGIN!!!!
UNTIL!!!!
she rides virginia airlines....hehe

yes yes im advertising for them haha

2008-04-27T00:41:00.000-07:00

ALANNA SO FUNNY
we were studying for MYA's
and she suddenly said she wished she was a thumbdrive...-.-
WHO WISHES TO BE A THUMBDRIVE...
i think she's facing ISSUES
maybe she's going through puberty...
guess she's just a late bloomer of puberty
and hormonal changes
haha
like.. haha...
u noe wad..!!!!
i think these are signs of..... DEPRESSION
HUH!!!!!!
better keep a look out for her.
lonely despo ppl like her can do all sorts of things
like she actually bought this hot pink correction tape!!!!!

Oh yes and she was changing in the broom cupboard
when i oopened it
and she screamed at me
and i screamed at her
so for like 10 seconds...
we were screaming at her
and she was like in this sexy '' I-AM-CHANGING""" pose hehe
wa lao after that she was like gonna punch me la
but honestly
inside was so dark plus she's so dark
i didn't really see much
mostly FLATLANDS
but i did see this white bra which TOTALLY stood out
in the black background
haha it looked like those kind of bras
i bought from kidddy palace like in P6 hehe

2008-04-27T00:36:00.000-07:00

AHHHHH!!!!
Outrage of modesty is something i have witnessed three times!!!
that perverted shivani!
took advantage of my sexy/hot/pretty face/body....
like we were walking up the stairs to the 5th floor
which they said was the fourth floor
coz our sch added a basement for no reason-.-
and she lifted up my skirt!!!
she already asked if i was wearing shorts and i already told her NO
and yet...she thought i was being sarcastic
and this happened 3 times!!!!!!!!!
shes just some new species of dodo birds...

I FEELLLLLL SOOOOOOO violated!!!!!
she saw my underwear three times and it so happened
that i was wearing pink...HOT PINK underwear all 3 times
and pls...
they're not the same underwear
i wash my panties ok!!!!

actually i don mind it if she sees my underwear coz haha
im hot
but!!!
not in sch...it feels weird.
and there were ppl around ok!!!

2008-04-27T00:34:00.000-07:00

HAHAHAHAHA
ok again in bio class
shivani asked me
DO YOU LIKE MY BODY
and i said NO(no one likes a chopstick figure)
and she called me an ANTIBODY!!!!
HUH!!!!
yup we were talking bout antibodies in class
something which kills viruses
bla bla bla

2008-04-27T00:33:00.000-07:00

HAHA
shivani told me some lame stuff again
she was like....
if u keep eggs in an egg farm
then sperms are kept in a sperm bank HAHAHAHA
coz yah we were talking about sperm banks in
bio class...
we talk about EVRYTHING in bio class
which is TOTALLY FREAKY!

2008-04-27T00:28:00.000-07:00

I HAVE DECIDED to go
ANTI-FURRRRRR
ANNNNND
ANTI LEATHER
oh ya i didn noe leather was made of animal skin
GOSH
and i have like....leather stuff
which is quite old fashioned but
yup
anyway dont let those china ppl skin the animals
for the skin!!!!
LET THE SKIN LIVE!!!!

2008-04-09T04:58:00.000-07:00

HAHA lame Kavin
he's indian and his hair stands up naturally like a tsunami
and when mrs tan saw him
the first thing she thought of when she saw indian with hair was
WAH UR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A CURRY PUFF
-.-

2008-04-04T05:30:00.000-07:00

YEAH we won sports fest YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOWADDLE WON WADDLE WONahya i planned to do hmwk there but in the end...we just ended up talking about how much milk we hadand li yong said something bout how old pplhad cheese instead of milk-.-

two retards smiling together

The aadventures of the Bin

weirdos la all trying to fight to fit in the camera

yes illiana the one with the huge face is retarded too..

2008-04-04T05:21:00.000-07:00

HAIZ HAIZ HAIZ
imm depressed now...
the lyrics from this song suits my mood really well

I am lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts
I know you're hurt too but what else can we do
Tormented and torn apart
I wish I could carry your smile in my heart
For times when my life seems so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring
When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know

I'm all out of love,
I'm so lost without you
I know you were right,
believing for so long
I'm all out of love,
what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong
I want you to come back and carry me home
Away from this long lonely nights I'm reaching for you,
are you feeling it too
Does the feeling seem oh, so right
And what would you say if I called on you now
And said that I can't hold on?
There's no easy way,
it gets harder each day
Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone
Ooh, what are you thinking of
What are you thinking of What are you thinking of what are you thinking of

AAAHHHHH im so out of love..
ever since yesterday!!!
i lost freddie..
gosh maybe i left him at school..
ARGH
now theres no one to smile at me while i
struggle with man vs hmwk
HAIZ
FREDDIE WHERE ARE YOU...
ALL love is gone...
freddie is the frog on my pencil...
and even tho he is a pencil!!!
he provides comfort...

2008-03-31T04:55:00.000-07:00

YEAH
gonna do service learning this sat
heard that the kids there very PAI KIA
freaky man
you can be teaching them and they'll just suddenly run off
and play with your phone like the whole day
poor kids
either divorced parents, in jail or etc
THEREFORE
i shall try my best to brng joy to these kids
hopefully they dont ask me teach some p6 kid
scarly the maths problem sum i donno how to do
pai seh=]
i might even evangelise to them!!!
SPREAD THE GOSPEL
then a whole bunch of kids will bombard the church haha

2008-03-31T04:51:00.000-07:00

LOL sarah's so funny
during training
we were doing abs in e gym...
mr jalleh was there though..
thank gdnss hes didn wear gay purple fbts
ok so she stared in the mirror while doing abs
and said

my legs are actually quite long
(HELLO THEY'RE FRREAKIN LONG)
my ASS IIS HUGE
(she hasnt got an ass)

ahya tmr my armpits are gonna hurt like mad
sicko weights so heavy
...
and i didn jog my 2.4 today
i feel so weak.....

2008-03-30T00:41:00.000-07:00

JUST RECENTLY
in another bio class
shivani and others were talking about our little
HOT SPRING
its hot because it comes out wwarm...
SO I WAS TELLING HER
that she's been talking about her HOT SPRING the WHOLE DAY
AS IF that makes up the DAYS OR HER LIVES
and she was like
ITS ACTUALLY
THE MONTHS OF OUR LIVES

because our HOT SPRINGS
ERUPT monthly
get it???
AS IN the red sea you see?
in the toilet???
(GOSH if u dont get it you're worse than me)

2008-03-30T00:40:00.000-07:00

HUA ZHen thinks that you have crams in your ASS
thats why ppl always say
you're a pain in the the ass

2008-03-30T00:39:00.000-07:00

EW
huazhen thinks that if you have hair...you arent gay
then what about all the chest hairs that gay guys have!!!!

2008-03-30T00:35:00.000-07:00

SO WE WERE PLAYING chrades during recess
and i had to do viagra
which i have no idea what it totally means
so i asked ms ong
but she wouldnt tell me
so i shouted to the table next door asking deborah
and miss ong scolded me -.-
guess its not something you just mention aloud in public.

And durin bio
lee yin was laughing like mad
coz we were talking bout the circulatory system
and she kept saying that
theres a human defieciancy in WOmens veins
apparently they often explode out.

and shivani added on that
women are considered to be committing suicide
coz we have bloodflow for five days
like the red sea.
and bla bla bla.so sick

2008-03-30T00:33:00.000-07:00

during math i rolled a piece of paper into a ball
and threw it at lee yin
unfortunately
it landed on her mammary glands(BOOBS LA)
so i asked her: HOW TOUCHED DO YOU FEEL
LEEYIN: no feeling
and she started chanting BOING BOING BOING
coz apparently the paper bounced off her -.-

2008-03-30T00:25:00.000-07:00

PLAN A : attempt to commit suicideREPORT: FAIL

PLAN B: attempt to commit suicideREPORT:FAIL

PLAN C:attempt to commit suicideREPORT:FAIL

IF ALL ELSE FAILSThere's always the option of drowning yourselfIn the comfort of your own kitchen

PLEASE DO NOT REST

"EUROPEAN DINING WITH ALANNA"get your dvd in all retail stores now

HOW TO SIT LIKE A LADYALways open your coffeeshop.

2008-03-27T05:17:00.000-07:00

APPARENTLY
melissa had a friend who scraped herself when opening an umbrella
and the blood squirted eevrywhere and onto her blouse
wow
sharp umbrella
and christie poked herself when using her pencil...
WOW.
sharp pencil -.-

HAHA during HDB trip me and shiva were like doing some
WEIRD STUFF
like acting seductive and all lol
and we did some BOOB enhancement commercial thing.wadever
WE LAUGH LIKE MAD LA
werent even listening to e tour guide..
yes we needed a tour guide for singapore...
especially for toa payoh....-.-
SO WEIRD LA
i mean we were all staring up at the flats of toa payoh
and this tour guide was explaining a huge ton of stuff about it
which was quite unbelievable coz i didnt noe
one could have so much to talk bout HDBs
and all the passer bys were like staring like crazy.
gosh
so embarrassing
but it was fun hehe
and we saw e toa payoh tree
apparently someone died trying to cut it down
WAAA ATE ALOT MAn
like i got free sprite fries and others
then we visited diff showrooms of flats at hdb hub
quite cool
HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS

on a cold rainy dayall alonesobbing away(I RHYME!!!!poet in training=])

I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON

i was staring at my oh-so-pretty shoes

looking at my only means of escape from a bomb shelter

the pregnant meets civilisation for the first time

ballet in the wilderness

THe chronicles of toa payoh
The man.the plant.The bin
SUzie in his jungle outfit.too much of jungle book.OOOH and he wears crocs=]

errr...

Thinking about my future...which is freakin bright

THE man and the concubine

Yes girls.Lesson no 1 : Dont let any hot guy off

Dancing in the rain.

Alanna's simplistic mind.She derives so much joy from chrades
Life and times of the pregnant.Support your back.

Life and times of the pregnant part 2
USe the escalator

Life and times of the pregnant part 3.Choosing your dream home

OFFERRINGS TO the elders

COFFEE OR TEA...sprite...

2008-03-27T05:09:00.000-07:00

HAHA shivani ah

LEARNING JOURNEY WAS FUN!! YEAH

thanks to ME

SHIVANI AND ALANNA!

others as well of course

anyway LIT was hard but oh well

its lit

before our SA she lifted up her entire pinafore exposing her HAIRLESS LEGS

thanks to veet

and was saying that she had unfinished business to do

apparently that morn she didn have enough time to

button up her blouse

she only did for a few buttons .perverted

LOOSEN UP YPUR BUTTONS BABY haaha

and today liying and shiva were talking bout being lame

and leeyin suggested shivani changed her email to

lamofied@hotmail.com

so ahbeng la.

OH YES

and one more thing

we were doing abs

and then christie suddenly said something bout

sarah telling her that if u do abs while u have that THING

u'll be infertile

HAHAHAHAHA

so funny

napha maybe i'll tell them im having it and don wanna be infertile

then i can skip sit ups LOL

2008-03-22T22:16:00.000-07:00

HAHA me and sarah were like really lame...as always..
yah but she's so great! and so am i! and i love her!!
OLIVE TOOO!!! WEEEEEE

ASS ther says:dont no one even dare try to outbimbo u!!
ASSther says:u're like
♥ SARAH. ham n cheese (: says:haha
♥ SARAH. ham n cheese (: says:THE ULTIMATE!
♥ SARAH. ham n cheese (: says:haha
ASSther says:the olympic bimbo champion
♥ SARAH. ham n cheese (: says:haha maybe!
♥ SARAH. ham n cheese (: says:can get gold one eh!
♥ SARAH. ham n cheese (: says:dont play play uh
♥ SARAH. ham n cheese (: says::D

2008-03-17T04:38:00.000-07:00

OMG!!!
haha sarah's church is super funny la
at least the guys are
they went to some guy who was sleeping and wrapped him to the bed with toilet paper!!!
WHO DOES THAT

2008-03-15T01:04:00.000-07:00

YEAH OUR PHOTOS!
hehe a bit weird tho...u noe wad i mean

LETS THINK.

ANIMALS in e ZOO...EXHIBIT A

EMO-ING